Useless robber hands himself in

A luckless crook surrendered to police after four robberies flopped in the same day.
Ralf Lautenbach, 24, fled after trying to hold up two hotels which set security guards on him and then abandoned a break in at the local tax office in Muelheim an der Ruhr, Germany.
Finally the failing would-be crook handed himself in after he was trapped in his getaway car after using it to ram a bank security cash van.

"He needs a change of job," said one officer.

YOU THINK WE GOT FUEL PROBLEMS!?

World's longest fuel queue?

Taxi drivers in a Chinese city are complaining that they are having to queue for miles to refuel their cars.

Cabbies in Chongqing can use either petrol or natural gas but they prefer to use natural gas as it is much cheaper.

Queues at the local natural gas station at Rongqiao are going back miles - with yellow cabs snaking all of the way around the double loop of a flyover and beyond.

IMAGINE SA WITH THIS AND THE FUEL PRICE WE LOVE SO MUCH...I'D START WALKING :)

HABANA BEING CITED!?!?!

Bryan Habana has been cited for kicking France's Vincent Clerc in the faceThe case will be heard by the International Rugby Board's disciplinary committee on Wednesday.
Television images appear to show Habana kicking out at Clerc when the French winger was lying on the ground in the 38th minute. If found guilt Habana risks being suspended for the Springbok's next test against Italy on Saturday in Udinese.

THEY SHOULD RATHER CITE THE IDIOT WHO TRIED TO SING THE ANTHEM!!!

Earth is still warming up!!!

JUST WHEN U THOUGHT IT WAS GETTING COOLER!!!!

An analysis of global temperatures by independent statisticians shows the Earth is still warming and not cooling as some global warming sceptics are claiming.

The statisticians, reviewing two sets of temperature data, found no trend of falling temperatures over time.

US government data show that the decade that ends in December will be the warmest in 130 years of record-keeping and 2005 was the hottest year recorded.

LETS BUILD SOME BIG ASS SWIMMING POOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woman seeks divorce over nickname!!

A Saudi woman is seeking a divorce after discovering her husband had nicknamed her 'Guantanamo' on his mobile phone.

The woman made the discovery while examining the list of contacts in her husband's phone when he left it at home one day, the Al-Watan newspaper reports.

But the newspaper suggested she might settle for "substantial" financial compensation from her husband and stay married to him

SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN!!!!

Singer Avril Lavigne files for divorce and is back on the market!!

Avril Lavinge married Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley in 2006
Canadian singer Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from her musician husband Deryck Whibley after three years of marriage, according to court records.
The 25-year-old cited "irreconcilable differences" in the papers filed at a Los Angeles court but who cares why!!

SHE'S BACK ON THE MARKET, WOULD YOU GO THERE...HMMMM ?

Something we can all relate to :)

Every once in a while in life you run into a true genius with a unique talent! THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Elvis's hair up for grabs

A clump of Elvis Presley's hair is expected to fetch up to £7,500 at a US auction.

The singer's locks were shorn off in 1958 as he prepared for Army service, reports the Daily Telegraph.

The shorn locks have an estimated sale price of between £5,000 and £7,500.

WOULD YOU BUY SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?

Megan Fox's new movie "Jennifer's Body" check this foxy lady out :)

Has she taken Angelina Jolie's place!?